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turtle hurdle

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).
I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.
by JayAddy September 25, 2023
mugGet the turtle hurdlemug.

Urban Hurdles

The act of jumping a fence while running from the police.
Jerome had to run the urban hurdles to elude the police last night.
by R_Shoots August 15, 2012
mugGet the Urban Hurdlesmug.

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