Hoisting The Sail

When you super glue one ball to each leg and you proceed to run a marathon.

“Man, that marathon was such a pain I don’t think I trained enough!”
“Tell me about it! I was hoisting the sail the entire time.”
“Not surprised, you’re a dirty hoister.”

by SwagRK July 13, 2025

Hoist

To leave, most often with a group. Can also mean let's go.

Are we hoisting to McDonald's? Yeah hoist.

by beccasmom April 12, 2025

Ass hoist

A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.

Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.

by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022

Hoisted

To be excessively drunk or wasted onboard a boat.

Bro let's go out on the lake and get completely hoisted!

by Baotmn June 15, 2022