hoofing

used by bootnecks or matelots, to define various situations when one word will suffice and those around will know what context the word is used in. A typical multi-tasked word!!! Hoofing - great, brilliant, good, amazing, (sarcastic).

a: what a hoofing run ashore! = we had a very good night out!
b: "you're being charged for being adrift"(late to work, by your boss = muttered answer would be "that's bloody hoofing" - sarcasm.

by Steve Westwood April 20, 2007

Hoffanomics

This word is based off of the name David Hasselhoff. The man (Myth even), Mr. Hasselhoff, know for SINGLEHANDEDLY bringing down the Berlin, thus freeing Germany from great opression, along with the Great Wall of China. (It was later rebuilt in honor of Hoff, as can be seen from space today)

Hoffanomics is, in every way, the description and ways of David Hasselhoff. The act of bringing down the Wall could be considering Hoffanomics. Making a show such as Baywatch quite possibley the world's most uniting TV show in history could also well be considering Hoffanomics at work.

While "Reganomics" is largely considered to be the cause of the decline of communism in the USSR, most modern historians have come to the conclusion that in fact Hoffanomics was the main driving force behind the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Word created in Dec 2005 in the year of our Lord.

"Hoffanomics bringin' down walls just like gin and tonic!"

"Hey man, you hear the Berlin wall is being brought down?"
"Haha, yeah. Hoffanomics at work."
"What about Reagan?"
"Who?"

by Faytel-Feld-Production July 24, 2008

Queef Huffing

The act of putting ones nose in close contact with a vagina and inhaling rapidly after a queef to get high of the natural and powerful queef scent

Go huff a queef you queef huffing bitch.

by Mr. Sploogeeeee May 21, 2012

Kitty Huffing

breathing in the kitty hair deeply to get the full feline effect.

"Hey man let's go do some kitty huffing"

by lipsticksmearedsuicidepumps October 13, 2008

Hoffnuts

Something that Sir David Hasselhoff finds amusing, exciting, or entertaining. It may also mean something he finds worthy of his testicles.

"Wow, girls. That dance routine was Hoffnuts!"

by Dee Fizzle August 18, 2009

Luke Huffine

1.A douche bag who has a small pecker(penis). 2. Someone who impulsively lies about almost everything, even when the time isn't appropriate. 3. A man-whore, who will do anything to get down a girl's pants. 4. A person or thing with excessive hair everywhere.

A:Man, that new kid is a Luke Huffine.
B:I know, who does he think he is?

by Gerade ich und Sie May 4, 2010

Huffing

The act of inhaling fumes of a volatile liquid (paint thinner, acetone, gas...) to get high. This does not physically get you high, but works by decreasing oxygen to your brain, which makes you feel high. If you huff too hard and too much you can die, and the lack of oxygen kills brain cells. Effects of huffing include, but are not limited to:

- Dizziness
- Decreased motor coordination and balance
- High feeling/increased mood

If you want to try huffing, I wouldn't recommend it. It really doesn't get you high at all, what little high you do get only lasts about 15 minutes, and there are much better drugs with less bad effects, such as ecstasy or a lot of caffeine.

I ran out of weed, so I'm back to huffing again.

by 4 LIFE May 28, 2013