hoffed

Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever

Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!

by munch on my poo December 11, 2010

hoffer

pertaining to someone who is a ho and heffer,or fat.

damn, that girl is a hoffer... tryin to shake her fat ass for some money!!!

by Caree c... u no me!!! January 3, 2008

hotfeet

A disease coming from a long line of portuguese warriors. The father usually was a portuguiese warrior and got a feeling of hotfeet or sweaty sack while fighting, he has now passed it on from generation to generation. People with hotfeet usually take their sopcks off in their home and throw them on the floor, yet to be found.

brandon, you seem to have a family with hotfeet.

by p.figliano February 21, 2007

hotfeet

A disorder developed by ancient and/or recent portuguese warriors. Hotfeet will indeed make ur feet swell as well as smell. People found with hotfeet usually throw their socks off and chuck them where ever they want. This is because the intense situation they experiance of the hot and extremely boiling temperatures of their feet.

brandon, how are you hotfeet?

by B.Vieira February 24, 2007

Hoffled

The awkward moment of miscommunication when trying to pass someone on the street. This resulting in you both parties moving in the same direction to try and avoid bumping into each other. This action is repeated several times.

"Sean was trying to get to the shop but was hoffled by another individual"

"They hoffled for hours"

by Okaykiff66 October 24, 2011

hoffer

self-righteous hypocrites who seek to present themselves to be more masculine than they actually are.

Look at that hoffer over there. Why does he try so hard?

by dakingofswingin March 16, 2009

hoffenhiemer

To mop a dirty spot.
on hands and knees scrubing, scrubing scrubing. David saw me doing it hard.

Mom i'm going to Hoffenhiemer the kitchen

by Bob February 25, 2005