memory hoarder

when one hoards/keeps unnecessary things just for its nostalgic purpose.

Bill: Really John, you kept a homework assignment from the 5th grade? Get a life, you're 35 you memory hoarder!

by wordman234 May 25, 2011

Horse clottage

Exhaust from an Amish buggy.

That buggy is letting out some serious horse clottage.

by Sugarcreek January 25, 2020

minnie horse cum

When a midget has large penis and fills a 5 gallon bucket with semen

Oliver: “I heard Jenny got kale to do a Minnie horse cum last night.”
Ken: “ Yeah kale got an unlimited supply.”

by Meningitis Mamba April 20, 2022

horse shit

It's like bullshit, but with more attitude.

Jack: I told the teacher my dog ate my homework, but he knew it was horse shit.

by RumbleRoar June 23, 2012

I rode a horse once

Used to indicate the presence of a particularly stupid person.

"I rode a horse once"
"What?"

by baked_goods_ April 22, 2009

Hung like a horse-fly

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

by SHLA June 30, 2012

horsedick.mpeg

The greatest rapper on the face of the earth. Known for unparalleled hits such as "Ima Fuck a White Bitch" and "Suck My Dick While I Fuck That Ass". He is, in fact, so amazing that when his last CD dropped, people were killed at Tower Records. He appears in the 2009 comedy "Miss March".

Note: You must say ".mpeg". Just saying "horsedick" is incorrect and rather disrespectful.

We should totally get horsedick.mpeg to get us into the playboy mansion, he's like the biggest star on the planet.

by OMGitsShelby!!! March 15, 2009