humpfh

a word used in text, but is much moch more difficult to say (just try saying the h), and is therefore mostly used on MSN, it is intended to make the aurthor seem near boredom, but infact macks them look like a deranged retard with no controll of thier fingers

emotwatimsodepressed says:
I just had a drop of £5 from my £30 weekly pocket money!
derangedretard says:
humpfh
emotwatimsodepressed says:
is there something work with your hands? *sob*

by cray November 1, 2005

hmphla

a word only the vice mayor is allowed to use.
the word is used after she has proven a point. or when sumone says sumthing stupid and she doesnt want to hurt their feelings so she keeps her mouth closed.or to fil awkward silences.

Random loser:"I'm thinking about moving to Timbuktu"
Lisa *thinks its a bad idea* "Hmphla."

by jiggyboo March 13, 2008

hmpfrt

a disgruntled fart

"I don't want to buttsecks you out in the open, it's fucking cold out there!"

*hmpfrt*

by Brenda Buttsecks October 19, 2008

hmufhu

hit me up for hook up

Johns instagram bio: Hmufhu
Sue: oh so if i hit him up he would be down to hook up

by Pigoen July 13, 2018

hmph

How many phones have. Used when somebody sends you a wrong message or email.
example on sms when some sends a wrong message.

Emma: Sorry, I sent the wrong message
me: hmph you do this all the time

by unicornkitty6789 February 4, 2020

hmpphumping

sucking 4 cocks at once while one is already in your ass.

We are hmpphumping tonight!

by Swagatronforever August 16, 2024

hmfhhhd

An acronym for “hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how ya durrn’?” The lyric from I’m Goin’ In by Drake, Lil Wayne, and Jeezy.

Yes, technically the acronym should have the “y” for ya, but it doesn’t. And that’s okay. It is what it is.

*To be used as a greeting via text*

Me: “hmfhhhd!”
Them: “heyyy bb!”

by anonymous May 18, 2024