Hmpff 

V. To Hmpff at someone or a situation, or to be Hmpff'ed by someone else.

Used for very awkward situations, or when you are in disbelieve.
Used in situations where you do not know how to respond to a comment made to you, or just something you overheard.

Usually spelled and used several different ways, however, this is the original, correct spelling and usage of the word.

Example 1
Saba: "Yo Josh you're like really good looking, I really wish i were you"
Josh: Hmpff...Thanks?

Example 2
Kevin Dineen: "Hey Josh you know you never handed in your English essay from last month right?"
Josh: "What do you mean, i emailed it to you a while ago"
Kevin Dineen: "Hmpff...Are you sure your not lying?"

Hmpff by Shureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffff March 25, 2010

hpff

Stands for Harry Potter FanFiction- When a fan writes their own stories about Harry Potter and his world. FanFiction is also popular with other books, films and TV programmes such as Lord Of The Rings and Grey's Anatomy.

1) Hey, i've just finished reading your new chapter of your hpff! It's awesome so I've left a review!

2) I'm just writing some hpff, I'll talk in a min.

hpff by Jaspergrl1 April 20, 2008

hmpfh 

A noise, usually used on Instant Messanger or e-mail when in doubt, upsetted, or angered. A sign of being unpleased.

Person 1 : I didn't get you a Christmas present.
Person 2 : Why not?
Person 1 : Because I don't like you anymore.
Person 2 : -crosses arms- Hmpfh.

hmpfh by Meghead egg explosion July 18, 2009

Hip Hopfficer 

A local cop who attempts to act "with it" and "hip" by using street slang from 2-3 years ago.

Said cop may also try to lure you into a false sense of security so you can admit your wrong-doing by using phrases like "that's whack" and asking why "you be fronting". His insistence in using the proper form of the word "fronting" (correctly said as "frontin") may be a good warning sign that you are faced with the Hip Hopfficer.

He may occasionally get confused and use slang from his own time by referring to something as "boss" or "gnarly".

Though you may be tempted by his offer to "sit down and rap", this person is in fact not your "homey".

"Yo dawg, I hate those Hip Hopfficers thinking they all that! That shit is whack yo!"

Hip Hopfficer by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

hmpf 

A sound uttered in disgust, sarcasm, irritation, or stubborness. "hmm" + "ffff" = "HMPF"


(invented by C. Erickson)

Sarah was irritated by the manner of her friends teasing, so she muttered an indifferent, "hmpf."

hmpf by random-runner April 16, 2009

hnpfff 

sound made when someone makes no sense whatsoever and gives it large using urban words no one really appreciates or needs.

'And so that's how you make a loop.'
*hnpfff?*

hnpfff by loop meister numero uno May 1, 2009

hmpfwsh 

A fat smelly person

tom is a hmpfwsh

hmpfwsh by joe ball October 19, 2023