1. It is basically a fellow human being who have the craving for the same things as you. (hobby+mate)
2. It's your your long lost twin separated at the time you were created, and will give your life a whole new meaning once you find them. It's the best form of best friend you can find. They'd understand & do all the stupid things with you.
3. It's coined by Hobbmate who also owns the trademark for the word, which is off-course the new social app as Insta is dying because of its shitty non-chronological feed as you may guess.
2. It's your your long lost twin separated at the time you were created, and will give your life a whole new meaning once you find them. It's the best form of best friend you can find. They'd understand & do all the stupid things with you.
3. It's coined by Hobbmate who also owns the trademark for the word, which is off-course the new social app as Insta is dying because of its shitty non-chronological feed as you may guess.
Human1: Hey you also love this stupid game? I thought I was the only one.
Another Human: OMG! You too? I thought no one will understand me.
Human1: Whoa this means we're hobbmates!!!
Another Human: Where were you my whole life?
Human1 thinking the same & wondering why are you still reading this for so long.
Another Human: OMG! You too? I thought no one will understand me.
Human1: Whoa this means we're hobbmates!!!
Another Human: Where were you my whole life?
Human1 thinking the same & wondering why are you still reading this for so long.
by Urban Tonny February 25, 2018
Get the hobbmate mug.When you sit on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep, because you were distracted by reading. Originally caused by toilet-side Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books, but has recently seen an explosion in incidence due to smartphones.
'My parents always thought I was ill when I was a kid on the toilet, but I was just distracted by transmogrifiers and Dobie-o-matics.'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'
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The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:
1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep
1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep
Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.
Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.
Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.
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Get the Hobbly Knob Goblin mug.Book written by J. R. R. Tolkien in 1937. Arguably one of the best fantasy books in the world. Having a huge fanbase that spreads across generations, it is widely known throughout the western world. There will be a movie for it in 2012.
The hobbit is one of the best fantasy books of its time. Anyone of any age should read this absolute masterpiece
by BTTRPR November 27, 2011
Get the The Hobbit mug.I got out of that swingers party before it turned into a hobby lobby, scat and needle play just isn't my thing.
by rem-death June 30, 2014
Get the hobby lobby mug.The patronizing of as many escorts as possible in a given locality. Following the experience the hobbyist reports his "review" of the prostitute on a blog or bulletin board known as a review board. Often times the escorts are found on the review board's own advertising section or off of Craigs****
Example of what a pooner in "The Hobby" would write after seeing an escort
LOCATION: *******
DATE: July 2009
NAME: HOLLYBRUNETTE
INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: Very clean
AGENCY OR INDY: Indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes, but she is better looking than her pics
AGE: 18
PERSONALITY: Very friendly
RACE: Caucasian
BODY TYPE: Beautiful sexy figure, not skinny, perfectly proportioned
WEIGHT: 135
HEIGHT: 5.7"
BUST: Full young and bouncy C's
WAIST: thin
HIPS: nice curves
HAIR: brown
EYES: green
FEET: two
SKIN TONE: tan
TRIMMING: shaved
TATTOOS: one on hip
SCARS: none
PIERCINGS: stomach
CLOTHES: casual summer sexy
GLASSES: none
MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?: OMG yes
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: very, very high
MULTIPLE CUPS?: many for her, just one for me
ACCEPTS FRENCH: she will soak your face in pussy juice
SMOKES: nope
DRINKS: not in front of me
KISSING TECHNIQUE: kisses like you are her only lover
FRENCH: cbj, her only drawback
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: didn't ask but has the equipment
DONTS: anything uncovered, greek
WEBSITE:
SCREENING PROCESS: I show her my dick and she shows me her titty in the car in the parking garage
EMAIL: holly_*******@yahoo.com
PHONE: ***-259-****
RATES: $.5 hh, $$ h
RECOMMEND: Absofuckinglutely!
REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) Absofuckinglutely!
LOCATION: *******
DATE: July 2009
NAME: HOLLYBRUNETTE
INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: Very clean
AGENCY OR INDY: Indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes, but she is better looking than her pics
AGE: 18
PERSONALITY: Very friendly
RACE: Caucasian
BODY TYPE: Beautiful sexy figure, not skinny, perfectly proportioned
WEIGHT: 135
HEIGHT: 5.7"
BUST: Full young and bouncy C's
WAIST: thin
HIPS: nice curves
HAIR: brown
EYES: green
FEET: two
SKIN TONE: tan
TRIMMING: shaved
TATTOOS: one on hip
SCARS: none
PIERCINGS: stomach
CLOTHES: casual summer sexy
GLASSES: none
MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?: OMG yes
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: very, very high
MULTIPLE CUPS?: many for her, just one for me
ACCEPTS FRENCH: she will soak your face in pussy juice
SMOKES: nope
DRINKS: not in front of me
KISSING TECHNIQUE: kisses like you are her only lover
FRENCH: cbj, her only drawback
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: didn't ask but has the equipment
DONTS: anything uncovered, greek
WEBSITE:
SCREENING PROCESS: I show her my dick and she shows me her titty in the car in the parking garage
EMAIL: holly_*******@yahoo.com
PHONE: ***-259-****
RATES: $.5 hh, $$ h
RECOMMEND: Absofuckinglutely!
REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) Absofuckinglutely!
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