count your chickens before the egg hatched 

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

count your chickens before the egg hatched by Fursu May 2, 2016

Hitches 

Mixture of Hitler and bitches.

Also a group of racist people.

Maria: See those trump supporters.

Juan: Fucking HITCHES !!!

Hitches by Lovelyprince November 13, 2016

Hitcher 

Something big, huge, mighty. Often fierce and wicked.

Overlord awaiting combat / ability to see in darkness / spreading fear

Hitcher by Anonymous November 8, 2003

hitcher 

a guy who dresses up in order to moleste children. most commenly like a clown or something that would be appealing to children.... they also often have there way with piggys when there are no children around.

Iowntheracistclowns(a hitchers youtube account) the clown who steals a child and molestse them in his minivan.

hitcher by holocausefate December 20, 2008

hatched 

refers to having used a crack pipe to smoke pot indicating the user is now out of pot.

that weed is hatched

hatched by theweedman February 10, 2014

hitcher 

A girl who buddies up to guys in a bar drinking on a tab in order to drink for free.

Nicole walks into a bar and immediately hangs out with a big group of guys. She's the fastest hitcher I know.

hitcher by Tony A. August 2, 2007

Jerk-off hatched in the sun

A contemptible person, more often a male.

My boss is a jerk-off hatched in the sun.

Jerk-off hatched in the sun by ColF July 14, 2008