Hemi bisexual

It's the same as bisexual but you only like 1 gender
K1:This kids a homo

K2:no hes not hes hemi bisexual
by Nice cock4t5 July 01, 2020
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Te Hemi

A person who is down to earth and cool, They're funny and loyal but are low-key and quiet.
Oh that person is a Te Hemi.
by Asu Sala November 28, 2021
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Hemi-ideoaudment

Verb
1)
The act of listening to someone and thinking about something else at the same time

Broken down definition:

Hemi- similar to ‘semi,’ except it always means half instead of changing w/ context
ideo- thoughts
aud- hearing, sound, listening

ment- the act of doing something or the result of an action

Pronunciation:

hemi (rhymes with semi)
ideo (idea except the a is an o) ((also the o is silent when pronouncing the word))
aud (just like audio)
ment (you know this)

Alternative pronunciation explanation:

Semi-idea-odd-ment
‘S’ becomes ‘H’
Remove ‘A’
I’m not very good at Hemi-ideoaudment, could you repeat that?
by imaGentleman March 21, 2024
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Hemi-ideoaudment

Verb
1)
The act of listening to someone and thinking about something else at the same time

Broken down definition:

Hemi- similar to ‘semi,’ except it always means half instead of changing w/ context
ideo- thoughts
aud- hearing, sound, listening

ment- the act of doing something or the result of an action

Pronunciation:

hemi (rhymes with semi)
ideo (idea except the a is an o) ((also the o is silent when pronouncing the word))
aud (just like audio)
ment (you know this)

Alternative pronunciation explanation:

Semi-idea-odd-ment
‘S’ becomes ‘H’
Remove ‘A’
I’m not very good at Hemi-ideoaudment, could you repeat that?
by imaGentleman March 21, 2024
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The Hemi

A simple but revered cocktail. Mix 2/3 Vodka and 1/3 Cointreau and serve on ice. Let rest until clouded. If you are hurried, stir, but do not shake.
What would you like to drink?
I would love The Hemi.
by hemidosphere May 15, 2018
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Hemi

He's a great person with a great outcome in life if you ever meet a hemi keep him close and love him more than anything he will be there for you no matter how hard times get he will love you forever and will want you to be happy and he will always put your needs above his own
A hemi will love you more than words can describe
by October 20, 2020
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Hemi

"wait people have a preference for that? if I want to piss quietly I piss to the side, and slowly. The flow of the pee will be spread over the surface of the side toilet bowl, limiting the noise. If I want to piss as loud as possible I piss in the direct middle as that causes the most turbulence in the toilet bowl, as well as air mixing. If I hate the person who owns the house I piss on the floor, as piss smell lingers in the air even after cleaning allegedly idk. idk what my default state is but I assume its off-center inside the water in the toilet bowl. If I want to save water I piss near a tree or in the shower as many other people do. If I want to poo I sit down on the toilet and then pee, and wherever the pee goes the pee flows."

-The Hemi
by Piss Legend October 15, 2021
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