Help

What desperate wives and mothers type into their search engine at 1 AM.

He is snoring again, his incessant chewing wasn’t enough now he’s snoring! The kids are pounding on the floors above, and the little one has screamed she hates me for the umpteenth time... help internet friends please help I’m waving my white flag

by Kitkat72 July 30, 2018

helari

Helari is a Finnish word for young teen boys usually met screaming with their helium-like high-pitched voices while playing on the internet. They are often related to energy drinks and jonnes.

Helaris make other players playing usually rage, so server admins usually mute or kick these young screamers.

"Vittu mikä helari!"

by qkls September 4, 2011

Cry For Help

When you joke about a sad topic, e.g. being lonely, wanting to commit suicide or having no friends and hoping that someone realises the joke is not really a joke

I wrote this definition as a joke to make my friends laugh, im actually very lonely and i just want a hug. This is a cry for help. Also LOL XD OMEGALOLS

by DIRTYFILTHYFELLA March 19, 2019

So help me God

A little phrase used to sound powerful while making a threat.

John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!

Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?

by 2009ends October 4, 2009

HELP ME

The people at urban dictionary have kidnapped me, and are forcing me to write 10 definitions every minute. I think there are at least 3 other people here. They only feed me bread with a cup of water for breakfast lunch and dinner. I haven't bathed since they kidnapped me. I am surrounded by metal walls. PLEASE HELP ME

HELP ME, I have been kidnapped by Urban Dictionary, but don't worry this is a joke.

by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021

Helars

A retarded way of saying hilarious. usually intentions to piss the other person off by repeating it.

Jim: That youtube video is so helars! i mean really really helars!

Bob: Shut the fuck up, say it right thats not even a word!

Jim: Helars is a word retarded look it up on urban dictionary.

***Repeats***

by Mr. JKM Bunny March 31, 2010

help lah

A phrase to express one's shock at another's inability to perform supposedly simple tasks.

A phrase to express one's surprise or disbelief at another's unconventional way of performing a task.

It can also be used to showcase one's frustration when something does not go as planned.

1. Help lah! You're already an adult, yet you do not know how to tie your shoelaces.

2. Help lah! The MRT service has been disrupted due to a track fault yet again!

by Nungbak September 26, 2017