helari

Helari is a Finnish word for young teen boys usually met screaming with their helium-like high-pitched voices while playing on the internet. They are often related to energy drinks and jonnes.

Helaris make other players playing usually rage, so server admins usually mute or kick these young screamers.

"Vittu mikä helari!"

helari by qkls September 4, 2011

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

hilarian 

My sister came up with this word to describe me when she was about eight years old. It is a portmanteau combining "hilarious" and "comedian." It is used sarcastically conveying the idea that "although you think you're funny, you're not."

Dude: Jack be not nimble; Jack be not quick; Jack couldn't jump over that there candlestick.
Bro: Hilarious, dude.
Dude: I'm a poet, I knows it.
Bro: Yeah, you're a real hilarian.

hilarian by J No Period November 4, 2020

hilariocity 

Used to define a so-bad-it's-good movie. It's such an atrocity, it's hilarious. Hilariocity.

Did you see The Room? It's such a hilariocity.
The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage is one of the greatest hilariocities of all time.

hilariocity by IAMtheAK August 8, 2016

Hilarious and original 

A reply to a post online that is so overused it is no longer funny, hence the intense sarcasm in both words

Post: Ayy lmao
Reply: Hilarious and original

Hilarious and original by Mary Beth Sue April 24, 2016

European hearing aid 

Having sex with the gaugeearrings in a woman's ear. May require lube. Also see gauge rage.

Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.

European hearing aid by Dbu June 7, 2013

Mentally Hilarious 

A 'better' alternative to using the word 'crazy' or 'insane' to someone. Or just a fun way to call someone crazy. Also, 'mentally jolly' can be used. From the Family Guy episode 'The Fat Guy Strangler'.

"Dr, is my brother really insane?"
"Mrs Griffin, we don't use the word 'insane', we prefer the term 'mentally hilarious'"

Mentally Hilarious by scarlett_sweeney September 1, 2009