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I have never found one person in real life who was a fan of their music.

Helmet were only moderately interesting from Strap It On to Meantime. But when the third album Betty was dropped they really started to suck. They are mediocre at best. I’m sorry but Mr. Page Hamilton really isn’t that good. He should go back to playing Jazz, because rock/metal is clearly not his thing.
Even my dad hates Helmet. I showed him a song once and he said “yeah, you can turn that crap off”. He finds them very dry and monotonous. I only liked their rhythm and groove. But Page is a bad songwriter.
Helmet by Evilous Dark Power December 7, 2020
as a verb: to love and appreciate someone or something even though AND because it is "not quite right".
My son called the bully at school an "underdeveloped plesiosaur" which of course got him socked in the jaw. I helmet that kid.
helmet by crankyramone September 24, 2008
"This bar is full of helmets."
HELMET by JENNI-POO April 14, 2005
um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)
ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."
helmet by Danielle June 10, 2004
when one gives oral sex to a male who is circumsized.
that girl can give good helmet!
helmet by frank valente October 22, 2006
"helmet" is a phrase used when visually appreciating a perticualry beautifull woman,normally of and all round great appearance.
"cor blimey look at the helmet over there,john me old mucker!"
helmet by Trickygeezer August 6, 2006