Hermanns tortoise

A tortoise found in europe.

A hermanns tortoise lives in europe

by Hasta le vista November 25, 2017

hartmann

The correct way to spell the last name.

My last name is Hartmann, not Hartman.

by Popcorn123454321 May 9, 2021

Gage Wild Harman

The weebyest weeb of them all. He says that everyone else is a weeb but really, he is the weebyest. He is a little shenk who can't keep his retarted thoughts about ladies to himself. He has a new waifu every day. Gage. Wild. Harmen! You just got caught! We all know your waifu is Window Man Senpai!

Gage wild harmen is a weeb. Weebs are Gage.

Gage Wild Harman is a guy who is a weeb. He has a pet shenk. He is a david bowie fan and wishes everyone was a weeb

by Gage is a WEEB July 19, 2019

The Hermann

When you dip your balls in a drink and your partner blows bubbles through a straw creating an effervescent sensation on the scrotum, and then they drink it.

Dude did you hear about Tom? He totally got a Hermann last night.

What the hell is the Hermann?
When you dip your balls in a drink and your partner blows bubbles through a straw creating an effervescent sensation on the scrotum, and then they drink it.

by Tyrell53 August 31, 2017

Max Hermann!

MY BEST GUY FRIENNDDD <3 i love you so much, and im writing this to annoy you, because you just love urban dictionary. :p were on the phone now... lol. ahh your sooo funny, and nice, and just amazing. im soo glad i met you in 6th grade ;; and that we are this close. as im writing this, were talking about the definitions of our names on this website. we so cool, everyone wants to be like us :p

lmfao were also on the phone with selena. and right now its 10:45 pm , friday night of 12.2.11 , And i had lost my voice. im writing this because i want it to look long, LOL. welllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ilysffmmm ! text me boyy , once you finish your shower (; ily <3

lauren: max is a faggot.
max hermann!: oh yes he is.
lauren: he has no life.
max: i know i fight police and pregnant ladies in mafia 2 all day.

by laurenbouskilaaaaaa;* December 2, 2011

Hartmann Hook

The word used to describe the action of a son striking his mother with a swift cross to the jaw.

Tom was choking out his little brother Tyler for eating all the chocolates from the Advent calendar on December 1st and for clogging up the toilet with a beast of a shit, and his mother Denise saw what was going on and started yelling at Tom in a raspy smokers voice, and threatened to take his car away, this did not make Tom happy so he threw her the ole Hartmann Hook, bringing her to her rightful place (on her knees.)

by George, Alex, Brendan December 14, 2008

Hermann

Hermann is a weird individual who likes to pretend he’s gay but is actually super straight and homophobic, Hermann is quiet at first but when you get to know him he is super funny and sexy. Hermann has a massive dick and is a pussy slayer.

Max: omg it’s Hermann I want to fuck him so bad and just cum all over his face.

Sophie: is Hermann gay?

Celine: no he is straight and I heard he has a massive dick

by Celine flynnwodd January 31, 2022