Hypothetical Man

Paul Pogba also known as Hypothetical Man. A man who cant win the ucl but can make the argument 'what if I won the ucl'. Hypotheitcal man is a bang average midfielder. Midfielders like Gundogan and Wijnaldum are miles clear. Once Jurgen Klopp said, "Give me Hypothetical Man and 10 sticks and I would win fuck all".

That bang average mid with yee ass haircut must be THE Hypothetical Man.

by Zzinedine098765 June 13, 2021

Apathetic Diction

Noun - Diction that does not suggest a emotion but focus more on the choice of words.

"Wordsworth campaigned against exaggerated Apathetic Diction"

by EpicEggDog March 12, 2021

suck my hypothetical dick

A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.

They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.

Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!

Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*

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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!

by PhillyDog37 August 26, 2015

hypothetical high-five

similar to a wifive, but featured on the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'

A high-five that takes place without any hand motion and involves looking like you are thinking.

"Ted! Hypothetical High-Five!"
Barney looks like he's thinking
"Nice!"

by Sock7R January 2, 2009

hypotheticability

keeping ones question hypothetical

mike, youre not keeping the hypotheticability of your question

by DouggieFresh22 October 12, 2008

apathetic

Means something, dunno what though, and to be fair who cares? I don't.

I would be apathetic but I can't be arsedd

by CYO Viola Player August 30, 2006

Hypothetical Relationship

An imaginary relationship between two people, usually created to appease the other member, and their need for social verification of the "relationship".

I laugh at Tom every time he says we are "exclusive", just because we are in a hypothetical relationship.

by HOBOSHI October 12, 2014