Tonsil Hammer

A long hard cock.

I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.

I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.

by Dick Onchin October 5, 2020

Golic's Hammer

When two people disagree and can't come to an agreement, the one that can beat the other one up wins.

Golic and Greeny can't agree on where to eat. Golic invokes the Golic's Hammer and chooses Waffle House.

by Jer24 May 24, 2017

hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

by running out of patience March 12, 2008

Skin Hammer

A special type of hammer also refered to as a penis or cock. A skin hammer often gets you into trouble and needs to be protected, unlike normal hammers.

Tonight, I'm going to lay down the skin hammer.
She is begging for the skin hammer.

by Diamond David July 23, 2019

Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.

After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004

hammerfasted

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.

Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.

by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009