hamboned

the act of being so drunk that your floating somewhere between hammered and fucked aka boned.

dude 20 bucks says shes gonna be hamboned after that funnel of wine

we might be drunk but hes sooo hamboned right now he cant even figure out the concept of shoes right now

by liquid524 December 4, 2009

Hamberder

A variant of the popular fast food menu item hamburger, invented and also served (paid for) by US President Donald Trump at the White House. Please note that it is not recommended that you eat over 1,000 hamberders as this can lead to serious health problems.

(In reality, 'Hamberders' is yet another monumental typo from Mr Donald Trump which was posted on his official Twitter account. One can only assume that he did, in fact, intend to say 'hamburgers')

Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!

by hamberders January 15, 2019

Hambled eggs

The best way to make scrambled eggs even tastier - by adding pieces of ham. Hambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs are so much better when you add ham and call them hambled eggs!

by eggseggs September 28, 2011

hambonics

oddly constructed phrases that sound reasonable at first but upon further consideration you realize that he's blabbering

I'm going to the crapateria for a cup of coffee
Man, this strategery has my head spinning

by Pecanwombat January 6, 2004

hamberder

The act of having a Russian prostitute takes a dump on you

Went on a "business" trip and decided to have a double hamberder.

by meow meow beanz January 15, 2019

Hamberders

The proper way of spelling hamburgers for an idiot

Great being with the national champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the shutdown I served them massive amounts of fast food ( as an unfounded billionaire I want to let you know that I paid even though it didn’t cost me shit and I will write it off as a tax write off), over 1000 hamberders etc. within one hour it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters.

by Littlelondon December 19, 2019

Hambone

A rhythmic knee and chest slapping motion; A dance where you make your own music by slapping your "hambone" (outer thigh) {*1} then your chest {*2} and your inner thigh (or top thigh) {*3} on the way back down to make a 3 beat rhythm.
This rhythm was popular amongs Afro-Americans during the slave times and following. It was a common popular dance/music making method. At times it accompanied instruments or dance (such as scat) such as the fiddle or whatever could be attained during the hard times of poverty {Currently nearly non-existing and a lost art of African-American culture}

That ol' boy can slap the hambone som'n funky!!
They was up in the barbershop singin' and doin' the hambone.

by westsan October 2, 2006