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hamlet

hamlet is a distinguished fellow, typically a nerd with superiority issues. however, he is hella christian and halal. hes very obsessed with grammar and plays trumpet. according to his coworker, he is wednesday adam's little brother. he can be reserved and glum sometimes, probably because he works at a bar and hates the russians that binge drink there. did i mention he is armo af? he wishes he lived in the 5th century because he's too classy for this current armageddon time period for the world. he hates qyartus but is secretely a qyartu due to his overuse of "💋"

overall, hamlet is a strange intellectual fellow.
damn hamlet just blocked me for the wrong use of grammar
by arachgitem February 4, 2023
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ms.hamblen

One of the most understanding teachers in the world. Happiest gym teacher. Put smiles on our faces. She is in heaven now but never forgotten. Shes in our prayers.
Kayla: "I miss ms.hamblen". jenna: " we all do, shes in a better place now".
by The green rock April 4, 2019
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sussy hamlet

an absolutely gigantuan dominator who has maximum athority over any living or non-sentient being in its path.
he acts like a sussy hamlet
by cheesy wet cheese milk May 2, 2023
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Hamlet

originally the name of a shakespearan play. however, in recent times, a hamlet has adopted the meaning of a small ham sandwhich (i.e. more like hamlette just spelled hamlet)
I just got a hamlet from the deli.
by toee January 29, 2006
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The Hamlet

The sexual act of when a man ejaculates into a vial or flask, then proceeds to pour it into someone's ear (preferably their partner) while they are sleeping.
The Hamlet

Lafawnduh: This morning I woke up and there appeared to be a sticky liquid of some sort in my ear.

Darnell: Oh yeah I gave you a hamlet last night.
by G I Jew 392 June 16, 2010
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Hamlette

Ham folded over egg and cheese. Add other toppings if you like: oregano, tomatoes, bread, pickles...
I'd like to order a Hamlette with a side of fries and some Tang.
by T T O M O June 21, 2016
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Hamble

To cripple a dog by cutting out the balls of its feet.

Historically performed on dogs to stop them chasing deer.
"Jefferson the unbalanced mailman, finally snapped one day: His arrest for criminal assault with intent to hamble a cocker spaniel made the evening news"
by Harry the Hambler August 14, 2009
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