Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978

Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!

by myspace.com/johnlawson85 January 23, 2009

Jim Halpert

THE MAN YOU WANT TO MARRY WHEN YOU GROW UP. HES PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. THE LORD HAS BLESSED HIM. HALLELUJAH BABY JESUS

"back off Pam, Jim is mine"
"I love you Jim"
"Jim Halpert is such a nice guy"

by tinkerbellthegirl April 13, 2020

That Happened

Phrase said after something strange or weird has occurred in your presence

Well that happened

by JdogTwodolla November 28, 2010

Halpert Hair

Having long uncombed hair that resembles Jim's from The Office.

I woke up this morning and had some crazy halpert hair goin.

by Dan5999 November 7, 2007

halpert

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there

by avaron September 28, 2006

This is actually happening

A phrase for use to highlight an ensuing awkward or unbelievable event. Mentioning that it is 'actually happening' helps to address either the awkwardness or awesomeness in the situation to everyone present. Therefore, can be used as a positive reinforcement to encourage the behaviour or as a negative reinforcement to discourage the offender.

Use in positive situation: Three hot women approach man and his friends in a bar and ask if they can join them.
Lucky Man: "This is actually happening."

Use in negative situation: A friend among a group starts to complain about other members of the group in an irrational and mood-ruining manner.
Any other group member: "This is actually happening."

by Rydo December 21, 2010

shit happens

A universal religious concept:

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!

by FridgeRaider May 31, 2004