hay

that funky green plant all the kids are smoking nowadays

smokin' on haaaayyyy in the middle of the bar..... - crucial conflict

by King Nicky July 16, 2003

hay

The retarded way of saying "Hey" in conversation. Mostly used over the internet because the person is a complete dumbass and can't spell "Hey", or they're just being sarcastic and making fun of those dumbasses.

Dumb Person: HAY GUYS!
Normal Person: Shut the fuck up.

by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

HAY

How Are You

What's up man HAY!

by Swagmasteracb June 11, 2016

hay

1. hello(from a misspelling of hey)

2. marijuana

3. a bed

Hay dude! How have you been this week?

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2008

Hay

is for horses

Hay, just cause im bored and baked at school :)

by -Jason Super Fly- March 11, 2009

hay

pernounced Haaaaaeeey. Joke being, "what do gay horses eat?" Haaaaeeey.

Haaaaaeeey... love your hair. Hope it wins.

by TWade August 25, 2005

Hay

combines, 'hey' and 'How Are You'
quick way of writing it.

Mia: Hay!
Jaz: I'm good, hay?
Mia: great thanks!

by Jaz144441 January 9, 2009