Hacked

Hacked is supposed to mean unauthorized access to computers and computer networks, but not any more, now it means to post 'Hilarious' statuses on somebodies Facebook profile.

Idiot: "I totally hacked Joe's Facebook the other day!"
Normal Person: "Really, you hacked it? How?"
Idiot: "He left himself logged in and I posted a status."
Normal Person: "That's not hacking."

by Pseudonym Man. October 15, 2011

hacker

A person skilled with the use of computers that uses his talents to gain knowledge. Tere are three classifications of hackers:

White-hat (hacking for the enjoyment of exploration)

Black-hat (hacking to find exploits and system weaknesses, see cracker)

and Grey-hat (someone who is a little of both)

by Chuck May 6, 2003

wall hacker

A person who cheats in a game like Counter-Strike, where the hack involves lowering the opacity of the walls. Such that players normally cannot be seen since they are behind a wall are visible.

You caught me masturbating...you wall hacker.

by Eric Shi December 23, 2003

hacker noobs

hacker noobs are mutated noobs. They feed on the pain of other gamers by pwning them in a cruel way...hacking. Hacking is either changing to course of the game or modifying your game experience by having something nobody else can ever have. Hacking noobs can also be people that hack in to internet, blogs, security etc. in a noobish style.

WTF! These hacker noobs killed me again!

by Le Godfather July 7, 2010

Granny Hacker

When a elderly lady gets her internet taken off her by her ISP for downloading off limewire and then gives zero fucks and moves on to pirate bay.

"I got banned by my ISP, I've got to sign something saying I won't do it again"
*a month later*
"Seen this new the pirate bay thing, it's well good"

This my friends is a granny hacker

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016

hacker's ass

A painful feeling in one's ass caused by sitting too long. Hacker's ass is a common condition among programming enthusiasts.

I need to get one of those Aeron chairs, I'm starting to get some chronic hacker's ass.

"Hey Bob, wanna grab some coffee?"

"Sure, I'm starting to get some hacker's ass anyways."

by Deep Pancake February 11, 2014

Hackerman27282729

Hackerman27282729, was only defeated once. by the ban system and one legendary player known as Godman27282729. his name really explains it all. He hacks, and is really good. The only player he ever respected was Godman27282729, because he could beat him in a unfair fight. He joined man27282729 once Godman27282729 died as a way to respect his memory.

Hackerman27282729:lol get hacked
person 2: ::((((((((((( reported ;(((

by man27282729 May 22, 2019