Gunch

Gay Lunch. when two men eat lunch together and then swap blow jobs.

1. verb. I'm totally going to gunch him someday.
2. noun. So I had a really nice midday gunch with Austin today.

by immaslut August 1, 2012

gunch

the second meal of the day

the boys are headed out to gunch if you want to join?
p1: yo do you want to game? p2: sorry bro gotta gunch.

by bronxus January 21, 2021

Gunch

The Grinch’s estranged brother introduced in the hit sequel to the beloved Christmas film, How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2: The Brothers Grinch.

Man, I love the Gunch. I’m gonna worship him as my new god.

by donkeykong's grandmother June 6, 2023

Gunch

a punch right to the gooch

I accidentally gunched my sister

by Beckitaguerita January 12, 2021

Gunch

The mixing of boxed wine (goon) and punch to the holy beverage!

Hey Greg heard you where making gunch tonight may I partake.

by The gunch goblin April 1, 2022

Floppy Gunch

a name for a vagina that has been fisted and does not please anyone becuase it is so large
also a fat womans vagina

Joe: Hey man check out that babe over there.
Matt: No man, that chicks got a floppy gunch

by urbanhelperman April 15, 2011

Gunch

The effects of Gunch include:
- Unusual sounds.

- Large quantities of sand.

- G.

- Feelings of ow.

- Immediate diarrhea.

If you have experienced any of these symptoms I am afraid it is too late.

You’ve been gunched.

Yo dude, that chick is a fuckin’ gunch, fuck ‘er; let’s go grab some hookers, son!
Yeah man, fuck that cunt! Let’s go get some poontang, my nig!!!

by Ferbson the 1st. November 19, 2020