Gunch

Gay Lunch. when two men eat lunch together and then swap blow jobs.

1. verb. I'm totally going to gunch him someday.
2. noun. So I had a really nice midday gunch with Austin today.

by immaslut August 1, 2012

gunch-jumper

A person who queue jumps, cuts in line.

Theme parks are always full of gunch-jumpers!

by tskahah! April 7, 2010

Floppy Gunch

a name for a vagina that has been fisted and does not please anyone becuase it is so large
also a fat womans vagina

Joe: Hey man check out that babe over there.
Matt: No man, that chicks got a floppy gunch

by urbanhelperman April 15, 2011

Gunch

A cyclist who is slow and annoying.

“Oh! This gunch won’t get much out of my way!”

by Billos May 7, 2019

Gunch

The effects of Gunch include:
- Unusual sounds.

- Large quantities of sand.

- G.

- Feelings of ow.

- Immediate diarrhea.

If you have experienced any of these symptoms I am afraid it is too late.

You’ve been gunched.

Yo dude, that chick is a fuckin’ gunch, fuck ‘er; let’s go grab some hookers, son!
Yeah man, fuck that cunt! Let’s go get some poontang, my nig!!!

by Ferbson the 1st. November 19, 2020

gunch punch

A punch directly to a person's genitals making it swollen and bloody.

I could use a good gunch punch today!

by RXSTR54 February 25, 2017

gunch

verb - to decorate to excess, to overdo a task.

Grandma sure does know how to gunch up a backyard with garden gnomes, flamingoes, and lawn balls!

by greenman1 September 6, 2011