Gulch

To deepthroat to the point of projectile vomit

My girl can't hesitate to gulch me

by GulchMe August 26, 2024

Flood The Gulch

Slang for urination, especially of large volume or into a vagina as a sexual act.

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go flood the gulch.

by Cheeky Boy Lover June 15, 2024

gulch

Urban slang for "impressive."

When someone or something does something impressive, it is "gulch." It's like a verbal fist bump. A compliment often said about someone or something from humble origins. Also said sarcastically between two people from modest origins.

Gen X alum of Blossom Gulch (an elementary school in Oregon that schooled many of humble origins), began calling things "gulch" on Facebook as a nod to their origins and whatever was impressive now. Others soon followed.

Dude, that was gulch. Your truck is gulch.

by demiloca October 28, 2023

Dry-Gulch

When you shit into a toilet and, when flushing, the water rolls the shit around the bowl leaving skid marks all over the inside of the bowl. The appearance looks like you shit into a dry toilet or a "dry gulch".

Brandon:*walks out of bathroom with a smug look on his face*
Brandon's co-worker Jimmy:*walks into stall* Jesus man, what in the fuck did you do in here, there's shit all over the bowl?!? Did you even flush?
Brandon: Mexican buffet last night bro!
Jimmy: You dry-gulched the toilet man - might as well just replace it since we can't use it now.

by OG T-Dogg 55 August 13, 2020

Camp Jones Gulch

Apart of the San Francisco YMCA chapter. A place where people of all ages go to have fun. The best place on earth.

Jerry: I had so much fun last summer.
Kevin: What, did you go to Camp Jones Gulch?

by Hipster the VIII March 4, 2011