Shake hands with the groundhog

To die. To expire. To cease to be

"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."

by Bogey251 December 24, 2008

GroundDog Day

=coined by Abby Lindsay to describe the repeating mental state of dogs when their owners return home, at which time they have forgotten that everything that happened today, happened just as it did yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, etc.

GroundDog Day

As in--

"Daddy, what is GroundDog Day?"

"Daddy, Daddy, you're home. I can't believe you came home. I didn't think you'd ever come home.

You've never left me alone for this long before. Daddy, Daddy. I love you soooo much…."

whimper, whimper, doggie kiss, doggie kiss, tail wag, tail wag, hip swagger, hip swagger

"Daddy, Daddy, can I have a Scoobie Snack? Huh, huh.?

"Daddy, you wouldn't believe what Kelly Ripa was wearing today…you really shouldn't have gone to work…what is work anyway, Daddy?

Daddy, can I have some wet food tonight Daddy…what are you eating?…can I go out and play?

When am I going to get a baby brother or sister…how come all the other dogs are walking their Mommies and Daddies by and not me…

Daddy, I saw them pee on my yard….

Daddy, can I sleep on your bed when you're gone…jk Daddy…

Daddy, I can't believe you came home for me….

scratch, scratch, lick, scratch

by miunger April 26, 2013

Groundhoggin It

Groundhoggin It: when one has to take a shit and it is trying to sneak out and you force it back up there and it does the same thing again and again until you eventually let nature take its course in the bathroom.

Dad i have to take a dump. Groundhog it son

by Matt May 26, 2004

Groundhog Technique

When somebody tells you information about themselves and then forgets they did any such thing. You then use said information to impress them.

"A drunk girl at a bar told me she was a Virgo in some random conversation. I went out for a cig a while later and she followed. She asked me the same set of questions about my 'sign' as she had inside the bar. I said, 'let me guess, you're a virgo'. Her jaw dropped. An hour later I was getting a BJ in her car" - Zenitram

Groundhog Technique

by TheBrightSide October 13, 2010

Reverse Groundhog

A sexual act where one shoves his penis in another's ass and pulls it back out. If there is poo on it, he must go back in for 6 weeks.

Guy: "Have you seen Bill lately?"
Girl: "Yeah. My mom caught him reverse groundhogging my sister. Now he's stuck there for 6 weeks."

by Hilbeah Albion December 2, 2010

soggy groundhog

A maneuver in the game Sea of Thieves created by CaptainPickels. Most commonly performed with a Galleon. With a crew member in the brig he will flood the bottom deck until they drown. When they respawn in the bright side they will drown again and again.

I rage quit after learning first hand what a soggy groundhog was.

by Razar October 5, 2018

(Kyootest) Groundforg

Another name for Ayan S. (Indian celeb.) The word "groundforg" refers to a mashup of groundhog + forg (misspelling of "frog"). It is unclear whether a groundforg has a groundhog body and a frog face, or a frog body and a groundhog face. It is meant to be left to the imagination.

"Groundforg" is usually preceded by the superlative adjective "Kyootest," as in the case of its original subject, Ayan S.

Ayan S. is the (Kyootest) Groundforg in that story about the ferocious jungle animals with soft hearts.

Nobody is a kyooter groundforg than Ayan S., and that is a fact.

Very few groundforgs exist in the world, but Ayan is the #OG.

by yetanotheruswntmemepage May 15, 2023