groundhoggin

When you gotta take a shit so bad, you cant squeeze your ass cheeks together or make it "go back up".

Dude, I gotta shit so bad, it's groundhoggin!!

by Airica November 13, 2005

groundhoggin

Taking too long, or not showing up, kinda like " catting "

Man why you groundhoggin

by lil jon d May 3, 2011

groundhoggin

The act of blowing kush smoke into a crowd of women on a smoking patio of a bar and watching for the one who pops her head up to see where the smoke came from. When one does you say under your breath, "gotcha bitch." Then offer her a toke. Your odds of trashbagging her that night are much higher than any other woman there. Trust me.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?"
Friend 2: I was in hollywood, groundhoggin all night. I trashbagged this mexican chic from downey.

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

Groundhoggin It

Groundhoggin It: when one has to take a shit and it is trying to sneak out and you force it back up there and it does the same thing again and again until you eventually let nature take its course in the bathroom.

Dad i have to take a dump. Groundhog it son

by Matt May 26, 2004

ground hoggin

When you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd start to peep out of your ass. Derived from the ground hog peeping out of the ground to see his shadow.

Dude you better pull over at the next gas station im ground hoggin!!!!

by Bogga Red April 11, 2007

groundhogging

Whenever feces slowly emerges from your anus after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a groundhog peeking out from its burrow.

"holy shit, i'm groundhogging. brb"

by Willie James Huff July 23, 2007

Groundhogian

adj. - severe laziness, apathy, and indifference mixed with being an arrogant bitch

Dat Groundhogian mother fucker never took out that motha' fuckin' trash; then he told me he didn't take out the trash because none of it was his trash! What a Groundhogian twinky upper decker, infructus!

by Woolly October 4, 2004