grooming

Cleaning and putting in order your fur (as an animal) or your hair and clothes (as a human).
Grooming as a job is most often performed on horses, but in zoos and circuses all sorts of animals need grooming.

The bridegroom is perfectly groomed, and the bride looks wonderful!
When grooming your horse, you need brushes, towels, combs and sometimes even a vacuum cleaner.
Cats spend 8 to 15 percent of their waking time grooming themselves.

by TheRealFoo July 28, 2013

Grooting

The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.

Person 1: Dude what are you doing?

Person 2: Im grooting

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: I am Groot

Person 1: Can i try?

Person 2: We are Groot

by Lalaloopsyismyniggah August 11, 2014

gooning and bating

Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating

by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023

Gravy Grooving

When you reach a state of Nirvana while rolling on exstacy.

Last night at the roller rink Kevin was gravy grooving on disco biscuits.

by Matt Kash April 22, 2011

Grooming

Zoe Laverne

Did you hear about Zoe laverne grooming Connor joyce

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Grooming

The act of manipulating a someone who is younger than you with sexual intent through the use of bribery.

Earlier this year, Megan Morris, an 18-year-old from Coventry, was jailed for six years for committing sexual offences (grooming) against a young boy she first contacted through a gaming community when he was just 16.

by Dakrmatter September 6, 2016

Groining

Humping with full-force. Groining is usually dry Humping an inanimate object vigorously just for shits and giggles.

nick: Brandon WTF are you doing to that punching bag?!?! (lol)

Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*

by Anykey Keyboard May 10, 2011