Used to describe a nasty pussy.
by Rob December 9, 2003
Get the Gammon Flaps mug.The over-used, pink, leathery, dry, sore, stray pig-haired genital area of a woman. Often found amongst the older generation the Gammon Wallet hangs from the undercarriage of the species in two parts – left and right. Physically resembling a man's battered leather fold-over wallet, hanging from a washing line, with the line supporting it down its fold. It has the colouring and finish of an uncooked gammon steak.
She stood naked before me, legs about one foot apart. Her aged body appeared to lose 20 years when shrouded in darkness and silhouetted against the full desert moon. I felt stirs of arousal in my groin, wrestling with my tight trunks. She looked exactly as I’d imagined her. I scoured every inch of her outline, her slim womanly curves tantalizing and feeding my every dark thought. But then I noticed it. Her gammon wallet. It hung like two oversized bats tussling in the opening of a cliff side cave. Each beast pumping condensation into the cold night air as they collided in a battle for superiority and best breeding. I shivered with disgust and shook my ill fated thoughts from my head. She was Deputy Head-Mistress after all with no traces of MILF attached...
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by Aussie_cossie February 5, 2012
Get the Nah gammon mug.the condition on the internet resulting from netspeak and leetspeak or 1337sp34k resulting in grammar being so badly mangled that it no longer effectively resembles grammar.
The condition of horror in the heart and mind of a person raised to respect and appreciate good grammar upon encountering thusly mangled grammar.
The condition of horror in the heart and mind of a person raised to respect and appreciate good grammar upon encountering thusly mangled grammar.
A lot of chat rooms on AOL and IRC, especially those populated by young kids and/or teenagers, suffer from profound grammangulation.
by Indigo November 11, 2003
Get the grammangulation mug.A lowest common denominator person from the white western, typically British nationalist set.
Gammongs are usually massive bigots, racists and homophobes and blame the problems in society on migrants, muslims and political correctness.
On Brexit, not all leave voters were gammongs but all gammongs voted leave, probably with a pen they took to the voting booth.
Gammongs eat crayons.
Gammongs routinely tell people on the internet how the Nazis were socialists.
Tommy Robinson is the Patron Saint of the gammongs.
Other notable revered gammong icons include Donald Trump, Tim Martin, Morissey and Nigel Farage.
Gammongs are usually massive bigots, racists and homophobes and blame the problems in society on migrants, muslims and political correctness.
On Brexit, not all leave voters were gammongs but all gammongs voted leave, probably with a pen they took to the voting booth.
Gammongs eat crayons.
Gammongs routinely tell people on the internet how the Nazis were socialists.
Tommy Robinson is the Patron Saint of the gammongs.
Other notable revered gammong icons include Donald Trump, Tim Martin, Morissey and Nigel Farage.
by Willovdappl August 9, 2019
Get the Gammong mug.i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.
by pete June 18, 2006
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