grammando

One who is particularly particular about the accuracy of grammar, punctuation and syntax.

Tony:"At the end of a sentence, should I use a single space or two?"
James:"I heard people are now using just one."
Chris:"What?? That's crazy, I was taught it was ALWAYS two!!"
Muffy:"Dude, just ask my professional writer/columnist/blogger friend Mandy, she's a total grammando, so she should know."

by moreflare January 15, 2013

grammando

A person who likes to correct other people’s grammar and judge them by it.
(this definition taken from a book review on bookriot.com)
An obvious portmanteau of "grammar" AND "commando."
Someone like Sheldon, of The Big Bang Theory, who is constantly on the alert for
any opportunity to find a flaw in one's presentation of data/information and then
bombastically inform one (and anyone else within earshot) of that flaw,
right down to the tiniest misplaced comma or improper verb tense.
Being an internal monologue grammando while reading or watching TV is fine, so long
as it's just for your own amusement/improvement, but engaging your outer grammando
during an author's book reading is likely to see you educated with a LART

(Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool) by that author one of his/her/its fans.

Sports trash talk would not be improved if it was refereed by a grammando stopping the proceedings to remind
us that correct expression would be "Eat shit THEN die!"

by OzoneBoy April 19, 2024

Grammaton Cleric

Someone who is so much of a bad-ass, they can beat Judge Dredd, Solid Snake, Jason Borne, Jack Bauer, Batman, V, Darth Vader, Ezio Audiotre, Agent 47, Max Payne, Agent Smith, and Neo, all at once with nothing but two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can kill an entire army in total darkness without moving and armed with only two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can take down an entire government, all of whom are armed with semi-automatic and fully automatic assualt rifles, with two Berretta 92fs pistols and a katana.

Seriouly..this guy is fucking insane

Derp1: Dude...my friend just killed hella marine corp guys in like two seconds
Derp2: Must be a Grammaton Cleric

In the movie Equilibrium, Christian Bale is a total Grammaton Cleric

by space time lordf August 2, 2012

Grammaroma

The pungent emanations from "ladies of a certain age",where the main ingredients are JEAN NATE and urine.

The bingo hall was grammaroma central.

by terry in the car April 2, 2009

gramander

The couple of Percival Graves and Newt Scamander from the movie(s) Fantastic beasts and where to find then. The ship is wildly beloved and drawn by artists.

It great and totally better then Cindis otp!

Gramander is the best ship ever deal with it.

by Idowhatiwantmom! May 25, 2017

grammadonna

A prima donna over 50, usually with one or more grandchildren. Usually requires a lot of maintenance and upkeep by a whooped, hard-working man.

Phyllis is such a grammadonna, she's making her husband buy them a million dollar retirement home in Costa Rica.

by lamkaens February 19, 2011

gazmando

a man who is a leader in his tribe/ household/ top of his class.

' you know why i got the job? ...because I am the gazmando'

by G.L September 10, 2008