grockle

one who pays the wages of many young people in sea-side/picturesque towns.
one who enables a lot of businesses in sea-side/picturesque towns to remain open, when they would have otherwise died.

shop-keep- "heads up, grockle in store"
grockle spends up big.
shop-keep makes small profit on sale.

by boggis maximus February 7, 2009

grockle

The combined sound of snorting hard that wad of mucus or phlegm or lunger or its medical name "paranasal tubercular sinus oyster" from nose to back of throat then adjusting position by teasing it around the soft palate prior to firing forcefully from mouth (or, er, swallowing).
Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.

Spit it out to produce a pavement oyster

Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.

It makes her feel sick when you grockle like that.

by Piemanius May 15, 2008

gracked

To forceably remove a cell phone from a student

Dude, I was answering my Mom's call in 1st period but I got gracked. Now I do not have a phone for the rest of the day.

by impactzone January 15, 2011

Gackle

A collection of brilliant ideas.

There sure was a gackle over there! I bet those guys are going to be rich!

by Benton Miller January 8, 2008

grankle

When your grandma is in an intimate relationship with her large dog.

Your grandma is a grankle . STRAIGHT UP. NO CAP!

by woodman2020 November 25, 2020

Grockle Box

a grody vagina. nasty snatch.

Guy1: "hey look, its your one-night-stand Stacy"
Guy 2: "I'm not going near that grockle box again!"

by darlingnikkinj December 17, 2008

gruckle

Any instrument or tool used to stretch open a man's foreskin. Similar to a speculum. Usually for the purpose of smuggling drugs and other small objects. Sometimes for sexual gratification.

"Hey Mike, can you help me get this gruckle off my junk? I think I put in too much cocaine."

by Samson the Mushroom Hunter March 29, 2014