googlebanger

egregious internet clutterer

jimmy gizmo is a googlebanger.

by ruthiegirl December 27, 2007

Googlefag

Somebody that is a Google Whore. Same thing as an AppleFag. They idolize the company Google and think its the best shit ever. Usually because Google gives freebies in their festivals, they 'buy' people and then they become GoogleFags.

Fajardo: I <3 Google.
UABC: Dude, you're a GoogleFag, GTFO.

by LAWLZ0rz June 6, 2011

googling around

looking around; moseying around; not looking for anything in particular

“Can I help you find something?”
“Nah, i’m just googling around.”

by darealorangejuice February 3, 2018

googleistic

Definitive of Google searches. Term usually used by people who are so googlecentric and totally divorced from reality that they depend on Google to interface with the real world. Also can be used to describe bad writers who look for metaphors using Google.

That is so googleistic!

by joey-baloney February 16, 2010

Pool Goggling

Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.

I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.

by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010

Beer-googling

When you get drunk and commence googling past loves, potential loves, anyone who has made you eat sour grapes.

After that 11th beer I spent the rest of the night beer-googling my exes.

by The Googler October 10, 2008

googleitus

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus

User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus

by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006