have a go for £2 and win a fab prize..
or a gonk... some thing they found in the back of a skip on the way to your town.
or a gonk... some thing they found in the back of a skip on the way to your town.
by Crimson`Hunter January 16, 2005
Get the Gonkmug. A 'Gonk' is the way to describe someone who is unemployed and spends most of there time smoking marijuana and listening to 90's metal. The typical 'Gonk' is most commonly bisexual and will have sex with almost anything that has a pulse. Although they tend to travel in packs, you will not see this specific class of person at any bars or clubs though as they frighten easily. You will only ever see these types of people at house parties held by other 'Gonks'. A gonk can be identified purely by look and through their methods of communication. The average 'Gonk' will have an unusual hair cut or be wearing an old hat. They also have many piercings and tattoo's and look as though they haven't showered since the early 2000's. A female gonk is, in most instances, a lesbian and has no issue about getting in your face and making comments about you that you don't understand. 'Gonks' range between the ages of 20 and 40 and can even adapt to spawning little 'Gonk' children.
by Sweet Merryment January 28, 2014
Get the Gonkmug. "Right, the meetings not for 20 mins, I'm off for a gonk"
"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"
"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"
by i2oo March 20, 2013
Get the Gonkmug. Luke was walking past the managers office as he walked pass the manager threw a gonk at Luke and shouted you got gonked
by The serial gonker August 27, 2023
Get the Gonkedmug. GONK is a being beyond perception and puny mortals that u can't even understand the super sexy big GONK Not to be confused with GONK who is a fag
Skinnypenis-Did u hear that GONK had the sexiest GONKEST pennis imaginable Normal ING Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny
by Skinnypennis_ July 27, 2018
Get the GONKmug. Gonk. A loving term used to call your partner (particularly female) when they are being a bit 'ditsy'
by Darthvincent September 19, 2015
Get the Gonkmug.