Gonk

Sperm, Spooge, or Jizz.

Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.

Did you pull out?

Hell yeah, I gonked on that bitch's booty.

by Donttrynflarge September 9, 2013

Gonk

Refers to someone or something that's stupid.

Gonk: Hey man, I personally think Arasaka taking over Pacifica is a good idea and will bring progress to NC and lower crime rates?
Guy with brain: Man, you're a gonk.

by ShoshAhSheli December 29, 2020

Gonk

Gonk = a dickhead or someone who is annoying or someone who is doing an annoying thing

Stop Gonking around

Go away you fucking Gonk 😁

by Frankoceanisangonk_jk July 11, 2022

gonk

A Gonk Is Something You Call Someone When They Have Made A Simple Mistake But Need To Be Notified Of Their Wrongness And Bullied To A Great Extent! A Foolish Person Who Is Compleatly Gullable And Falls For Tricks Every Time! See boob

Oww Kristy You Gonk! You Dropped Your Maths Test!
I Cant Belive You Fell For That You Silly Gonk!

by Muteress and Mutelator February 21, 2005

gonk

Another word used for a blowjob.

NED says to another NED: "GEES A GONK YAH DOBBER!"

by Gerry Mckenna June 10, 2007

gonk

toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity

"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"

by david June 20, 2006

Gonk

Mark Gairs

Example: "Look, its Mark Gairs the gonk!"

by paterd453 May 4, 2011