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'... is goals'

The ultimate goal, what you want to get. What to achieve in life. JM wrote about Snorlax: Snorlax eats as much food as it possibly can and then sleeps for as long as it wants. Snorlax is also one of the most powerful Pokémon in the game. Snorlax is goals.
'First came across '... is goals' as used by Vulture writer Jackson McHenry in July 13, 2016 post about Pokemon Go.
by kevmo33 July 16, 2016
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Relationship Goals

A couple who are the best couple out there. They are the power couple. Everyone wants to be like them.
Girl to boyfriend: Why can't we have a relationship like Jessica and William?!!?

Boyfriend: Psh those are unrealistic relationship goals they're too perfect.
by Pshyouknowitsthetruth November 9, 2015
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totes ma goats

this means totally in a state of being over excited and trying to act cool
Jason Segal: wanna get a sandwich with me?

Paul Rudd: (over excited) totally... TOTES MA GOATS!
by litwhiz107 April 6, 2009
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Goals

What dumbass girls say to eachother on Instagram when someone posts a pic that is very attractive or is of something they aspire to, like a relationship. It's basically a way of sucking up to someone and it's almost as annoying and shallow as when girls post shit like "omg stop being so perf!" and then of course the required response is "no that's you bb 😘" and it goes back and forth like that. Both examples are typically found thoroughly nauseating by non-sheeple types and those who don't seek validation via Instagram likes
Popular Bitch: *posts totally staged and/or photoshopped "spontaneous" selfie*

Less Popular Wannabe: "OMG GOALS!! Can u like stop being so pretty?"
by elyxium June 3, 2015
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goatse.cx

by Joy December 19, 2003
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goatse man

More than a man; who, during a raid in Poland in 1942, couragously hid four Polish Jews in his enourmous, gaping hole.
"Quick, jump in my ass to hide from these filthy schweinhaun!"
by shoelace November 22, 2003
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gansito

a pastry from mexico that tastes amazing!!!!
they are better in mexico though cause thy are fresher :
you:whats that thing?

me:why the most amazing little treat you'll ever have!!!

you:...

me:eat the gansito!!! *stuffs it in your mouth*
by lovelypumpkinisdazed September 9, 2009
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