Gonker

Meaning large when describing drug use.

Dude that’s a gonker of a line! ; Excuse me good sir but I’m about to do a gonker line.

by GioFvckinVanni January 20, 2025

Glonked

a situation where you need to think of a plan/solution.

I accidentally hit the guitar, i broke it. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glonked

A situational problem that is clearly needed to solve the problem.

Man, I broke the guitar that you gave me. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glonked

The state after hitting your head and you are incoherent

*person hits head*
Friend: bro your absolutely glonked

by Jeshshshdhdhd August 10, 2025

Honka-galonker-klonkers

Giant Titties

"Yo Centorea from Monster Musume has some Honka-galonker-klonkers"

by Starberryboba_milk September 28, 2021

Co-gronker

A gronk you work alongside and have to put up with since they very rarely manage to contribute something of essence.

Oh that's just Kristian, my co-gronker. Fucking idiot won't get vaccinated but has some ideas... Sometimes.

by LuciferShadows June 26, 2024