Glitcher Moment

When someone does something of stupidity after repeatedly being requested not to.

Person 1 - Wow, this voice call is really fun!
Person 2 - Yeah, I agree, we should play some games sometime!
Person 3 - Hey guys, can I screenshare?
Person 1 - No, please don’t, i’m running a graphic-intensive game right now.
Person 3 - Ok, i’ll screenshare.
Person 1 - What the fuck, why is my game crashing?!
Person 3 - Oh shit, i’m sorry.
Person 2 - Wow, that’s a glitcher moment.

by pocoraven April 21, 2020

head glitching

The art of hiding your head from the enemies sight in a first or third person shooter such as Modern Warfare or Halo reach.

dude stop head glitching me.

i would of won of if the kid didn't head glitch so much

by Boatengj98 August 6, 2011

Glitchin’ off

To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.

I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.

by Major Thomas May 8, 2018

glitchility

A glitchility is a person who is super short, gay, and is obsessed with cash

“God you’re such a bitch why do you have to be such a glitchility?”

by Definitely not Sonoma 🤤 November 8, 2021

game glitchin'

freezing or hesitating in time of action

"Yea you remember buddy who was talking shit on the book, i pult up on his ass and had his ass game glitchin' hard as hell"

by Lil des August 16, 2017

glitcher

Player that typically uses extraordinary timing or skill to achieve in-game feats usually not apparent to other players such as exploring blocked parts of the map or finding easter eggs- typically in first person shooter games.

"So I was glitching out of the map the other day and I totally found this supergun that kills everything"
"You're such a pro glitcher dude"

by ZetalZero December 23, 2009

glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.

"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."

by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010