Scientifical Ghostifferator

Official Definition: "The Ghostifferator™ lets you contact the spirit world like you wanna contact it. A flik of th' switch lets ya change the who the where an the when instanlty. Now I dont garuntee that y'ull talk to anybody, speshul, but like how many dead folks is there? Like Hunderds, so you got a good chance a gettin somebody on the line purty quick."

A device that a guy named Leroy designed, built, and put up on Ebay for auction.

He claims the 'Scientifical Ghostifferator' may (or may not) allow the user to 'contact the dead'.

Leory is also somewhat infamous on Ebay due to his "Lucifer's Hotpocket" auction from December of 2004, which was almost as famous as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.

Part of his schtick is intentional bad spelling, made up words, and really bad grammar. But, none of that seems to matter, because he has quite a following, and people bid on and purchase his obscure scam-type pieces.

"You must use yur invention only for the good of mankind and stray dawgs. An you will call this device a Scientifical Ghostiferator! An you will retain the services of a lawyur! and you will not eat of chicken meat and corn pone for ever an ever an Get a shower curtain whilst yer at it. And right then before it shut up, It said you must sell this invention on eBay cuz theys folk on there that will apprecify it proper-like. Bout that time, a curl of smoke come outta it and that creepy voice faded off in the distance like a fart in a breeze."

by Anonymous January 22, 2005

ghostin

Trying to remain out of site. Especially to avoid confrontation or challenge

"Yo that niggas ghostin!"

by Walteroo000o July 23, 2007

Ghostie-p

A Vocaloid producer

Wow, Ghostie-p just released a new song!

by Shura Lane April 18, 2018

Ghosting..x

A person on tiktok that asked me to put them in the urban dictionary as there user, go follow maybe

Boy: “YO! have you heard of that tiktoker ghosting..x? Girl: “no I haven’t” boy: what are you doing with life

by Cannibalism December 23, 2020

Fish Ghosting

A) The act of pretending to be somebody else online and developing a relationship and then disappearing without a trace. (Catfish + ghosting = fish ghosting)

B) When a former nba player cheats on his wife while "traveling" and then disappears

" We met on match.com and I thought he was legit. Turns out, he was fish ghosting me!"

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by TANKM April 26, 2016

pseudo ghosting

Longer than usual ceasing of contact, within dating, between texts, calls or dates. This may mean hours or days between contact where the individual decides to finally reach out. This leaves the recipient of such messages lingering and wondering where the relationship stands.

What's going on with that girl Jessica you were seeing?
Oh she's pseudo-ghosting. We're still talking but she's keeping me guessing.

Pseudo Ghosting: longer than usual contact between text, calls, or dates.

by Melach22 February 7, 2018

Soft ghosting

When someone is liking your picture or watching your story but will not answer the phone or your text messages

Girl “he just liked my picture but I called him 5 minutes ago and he didn’t respond”

Other girl “I think he is soft ghosting you”

by -.jadaskyeeeee.- October 15, 2019