When a woman spray farts into a man's mouth after achieving an orgasm from cunnilingus. The woman typically loses control of her sphincter post-orgasm while the man's jaw typically hits the mattress after hearing the spray fart noise.
Man, everything was going fine until she she abruptly gravy geysered down my throat. I can't stop brushing my tongue.
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Traci: "Thanks, hon. They don't call me an Old Faithful for nothin'."
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2. To attempt to rectify a problem by involving every resource at your disposal, to the point of insanity.
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