Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.

1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel

by Nitspike May 13, 2018

gerfuckles

A word from the book "Homeroom Diaries" by James Patterson, it MAY mean making a mess and having fun.

We had chuckles and gerfuckles while making the project.

by campweirdos September 9, 2018

grunkel

1.someone who has a crunchy and crinkly voice.
2.a person who sounds like they have too much mucus in their throat.
3. a person who tries to talk but really growls.

"that kid is such a grunkel, like really, clear out your throat."

when a "grunkel" is in sight the word grunkel is to be repeated three times fast in the voice of a "grunkel".

by ashn November 13, 2007

Garfunkle

Something/ anything "Whack", messed up, or stupid.

Teacher: "Students, there will be a 20 page essay due in two days."

Me: "Dawg, that's garfunkle."

by Tinted Windows August 8, 2012

Garfunkle

Misspelled version of Garfunkel

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Garfunkel

To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.

Stop joking around! I almost garfunkeled my Kool-Aid!

by KToTheDog September 1, 2011

Garfunkel

A term that can be used to substitute in for a curse word.

Person: I just nailed my hand to a post! Garfunkel!

by Tom Canty October 4, 2012