by Fat White Bassist February 7, 2003
Get the Genital Gargoyle mug.When playing a poker game, the Table Genie is the person at the table who seems to have all the luck go their way. They hit every flop, make every draw, and continue to get the nuts up against the semi-nuts. They are virtually unstoppable and should be avoided at all costs, else you will end up sitting on the ringside cursing the Table Genie.
Phil: Damn, I just busted out of the tournament when my Pocket Aces got cracked.
Mike: Ouch, what happened?
Phil: The damn Table Genie called me with 72 off suit and flopped a full house.
Table Genie: Owned!!
Phil: ::cries::
Mike: Ouch, what happened?
Phil: The damn Table Genie called me with 72 off suit and flopped a full house.
Table Genie: Owned!!
Phil: ::cries::
by au4040 December 12, 2006
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When you fart while sitting in such a way that it cannot escape along a normal route, instead percolating by way of the genital area.
John's genital flatulence caused his balls vibrate which in turn made him jizz in his pants.
Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.
Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.
by Phrixus October 7, 2009
Get the Genital Flatulence mug.The most humble, and selfless person you’d ever meet. This girl speaks her mind especially when she’s upset so be careful but she loves sooo hard and she’s resilient definitely not someone you’d want to lose
by Cl8 November 24, 2021
Get the Genise mug.The definition of all things beautiful. Is loved and should be loved by everything and everyone. Lowkey the main protagonist.
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