Fungal Giant

A penis so diseased it is green.

He screwed a whore and got a fungal giant

by LeeHLC November 3, 2010

Funkality

When engaged in Mortal Kombat, one who does not finish his/her opponent, yet instead dances around trying to enter the directions required until time runs out is known to have performed a "Funkality".

Sub-Zero: So did you finish Shang Tsung the other day after fighting him?
Scorpion: No dude, I forgot the fatality, so I ended up performing my funkality.

by FrostedTundra August 5, 2011

fungal fag

Gay person with herpies

"My mom called me a fungal faggot"

by pussyblower666 April 13, 2016

Funfaggot

When you and your arch nemesis become friends.

Ryan and Jordan are funfaggots now. 😀

by Superi0rM4n March 11, 2019

funkalingus

of, or having to do with having funky oral pleasure, taking part in oral pleasure in the vaguest of manners. Created by JP Bradley in his complete ossimness and glory praise be to him.

This food is almost as good as the funkalingus jake gave me last night.

by JPBRADLEYTHEOSSIM March 9, 2010

Funfatti

the act of getting obese from consuming too many funfetti cookies at one time because they are so delicious!!!!

naomi: margo, you are such a funfatti!!
margo: it's not my fault! these cookies are so addicting!!

by eeNiManiMonee January 23, 2011

fungalitis

when you die before pulling any bitches but you also have foot fungus

maia: hey sofia do you have fungalitis
sofia: ya bro i get no bitches and my foot is nasty as fuck bruh

by fartlicker69 May 18, 2022