Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear
A young man planned to fump his pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
The boy fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
The parents of the boy confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.
The boy fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
The parents of the boy confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.
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After drinking a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra, Tom made a funny joke and gave Mindy a piss fump. When the cast of Jersey Shore get wasted they all want to piss fump.
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