The inadvertent splash of one's own toilet-water one takes usually to the face and chest while deploying a plunger.
Chad: Hey man... what's that on your shirt?
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..
by PAreal August 14, 2018
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during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip
"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"

*barfff*
by Ryan Maxwell May 28, 2008
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to prematurely ejaculate.
Guy: ...Oooopps
Girl: Oops, what? why is it slippery all of a sudden?
Guy: Sorry babe. It was a little accidental friendly fire. I'll get you next time.
by Oso D'lyshus March 19, 2008
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An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.
Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?
by SithLordTrevor June 5, 2022
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Refers to where a dragon uses its most famous capability to assist others in a positive and healthy way, such as to warm them up, light a stove or grill, etc.
Da heroic act of Pete's dragon in igniting da lighthouse's damp burner-wick is a classic example of friendly fire.
by QuacksO January 25, 2023
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When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face
Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.
by Friendly fire expert May 29, 2023
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