Urban Dictionary: friendly fire

Friendly Fire

this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation

Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?

by Jack10392 May 06, 2010

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Friendly fire

The ONLY thing the americans can excell at

Yee HA I have a really big let's got blow something up

by Bush Mr G August 29, 2003

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When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.

Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!

by markah stewart October 22, 2005

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when an american decides to be a total fucking moron and shoot a brittish soldier.

american: "omg, wtf is that?"
american no. 2: "idk, shit! it's moving! SHOOT IT!"

-friendly fire occurs...

by ljkhsdlkdf March 08, 2007

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When Kevin Han kills his own teammate in CS on de_dustworld when his teammate is sitting right next to him yelling at him to stop.

Paul: Kevin, STOP SHOOTING AT ME DAMNIT!!! *dies*
Kevin: Huh? did u say something?

by Paul June 11, 2004

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Friendly Fire

When two homesexual men are involved in gay sex and one man cums into the other man's urethra, then the second man cums at the first, spraying him with his own cum-hence the name

Last night I saw these two gay guys going at it and they totally fucking hit each other with a Friendly Fire!