employment fellatio

The ability for a really poor employee to keep theirjob by performing oral sex on their boss at regular intervals.

Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's dumber than shit and the other workers find her annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio.

by 23rd Chromosome November 23, 2015

fellatialingus

The combination of fellatio and cunilingus performed simultaneously. Or simply put, 69.

Last night, my woman and I decided to do a little fellatialingus. I love when she bobs my knob while I eat her kitty.

by Adam The Dude February 1, 2008

Freelander

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

by Yum yum ur mum lookslikeaplum July 8, 2018

machine gun fellatio

The Act Of Giving Fellatio At Machine Gun Speed (the original idea behind the band name) It Was Found written under a table at bondi beach by Adolph Mantovani (a former band member) Related : Machine Cunnalingus

"she game me great machine gun fellatio in that park"

by The Golden Voice March 20, 2005

de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.

Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!

by Atemperman May 27, 2006

Freelance Mascot

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!

by NougatNewt March 23, 2022

Fellacio

A word that no one would ever use to refer to a blowjob, and if people do they will most likely not receive one. But society today has to have a "proper word for everything because something like "blow job" is too vulgar.

Would you like to preform fellacio on me ma'am?

by getfuucked December 9, 2019