The scientific name for 69 otherwise known as fellatio and cunnilingus combined. When 2 heterosexual people have sex, and put mouths on one another’s genitals, licking and or sucking on them for pleasure.
Probably the best sex move if you haven’t tried it. I would say, as someone who has lots of sex, all of the time. So much sex it would blow your mind, seriously. Definitely more sex than you. Totally not a virgin
“ When my boyfriend and I 69, we like to call it fellatilingus”
“I prefer it when he’s on top when we do fellatilingus so he can throat fuck me and I don’t have to do the work”
“I’m going to make you squirt so hard when we fellatilingus tonight”
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"