fondillable

the scrotum being sufficiently clean enough to dip into a medium such as, e.g., fun dip, chocolate fondue (after ensuring optimal temperature as to not scald the goodies), pop rocks and powdered sugar...(can do baby powder although consumption is not recommended).

Crackerjackjosh: "I need a shower, my nuts are starting to smell funky."
Amanduh: "yea, your boys are definitely not fondillable right now."

by crackerjackjosh and amanduh February 14, 2015

foodio

Watching The Food Network while running on a treadmill at the gym.

"I do 45 minutes of Foodio three times a week."

by Cat Dander May 1, 2015

fondongle

The rubbing and grabbing of sensitive body parts

Thomas: I fondongled your mom and your sister Lane, next is your dad
Lane: Wow ur so cool I wish I wasn't a douche

by Tcona March 30, 2017

Fondoodle

The act of fondling and canoodling simultaneously in secret. (Usually used in scandalous terms)

Monika fondoodled with Bill last night in his office. It left a stain on her dress.

by Spoons01 August 15, 2018

fondid

The past tense of eating fondue.

Person 1: "Do you wanna go for high tea? We could order some fondue?"
Person 2: "Sorry bro I already fondid".

by bugiedi July 27, 2019

fondo491

a fat shrek

Fondo491 is fat

by iamgoosey April 16, 2021

Fondie

Irish slang for a kiss and a hug, usually kissing the cheek while holding the person receiving the fondie.
Primarily said towards children and not adults.

Mam: "Alright, folks, we're heading off! Give yer nana a fondie before you leave."

by potato_in_crime October 3, 2021