Fonted

When a web contributor pastes in content with font styling, overriding the existing fonts on the site. Often occurs when an author pastes in text from Microsoft Word, bringing along some trashy, multicolored Times New Roman.

Andy: Hey Jason, somebody fonted on your front page.
Jason: Oh disgusting!! VOM!
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(quiet cubicle farm)
Loud disembodied voice: WHO FONTED?!

by andyfowler August 21, 2008

Foner

A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.

"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"

"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"

by Elenashitgurl February 2, 2014

fone

Slang for phone. It is used by people who don't fully understand the English language and feel the need to spell it phonetically. Or somehow think that not typing in one letter saves them time.

----Got a new fone :D

----Thats cool. Mind using real English words now?

by trololol. xP May 1, 2011

Foneface

The expressionless, distracted face a person makes when staring at the screen of his/ her smart phone for long periods of time

He had a real foneface while he was supposed to be listening to the Professor's lecture

by Cloud Computing September 2, 2017

Fenbendazole

Fenbendazole is a dog dewormer which can reduce and possibly cure cancer. It's unclear whether it works for all cancers but some studies suggest it shrinks tumor size. It could be a good alone or as an add on treatment to surgery and chemo.

Tyler: I took 222mg fenbendazole and also got surgery and chemo and cured myself of lung cancer. I took more fenbendazole just to be on the safe side and ate fruits and vegetables. Now I don't need fenbendazole anymore.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

fobet

A man who could be classified as a hobbit with minimum to no facial hair. They try to act like they know much, but their brain capacity is so minute that they really aren’t that smart

Jeffrey - “the people try to suppress my words, but here is the difference between you and i. the infidels fail to compress my world, but here i lie as i yank the world by its tie.”

Nicolas - “Eat this response you fobet”

by wenyengabrielkenyansoldier March 15, 2023

Fonzemble

Displaying or wearing a complete outfit that looks like somthing Fonzie from Happy Days would wear.

Alex was sporting a very stylish
Fonzemble when we went to the concert.

by wiggy517 October 20, 2005