Footy headache

An imiginary illness one makes up to avoid socialising with his friends.

Jake - “Hey Ben.... wanna go out for a drink tonight?”

Ben - “can’t the boys. I have footy headache.... my head is throbbing from playing footy.”
Jake - “again? Is that even a thing?”
Ben - “yeh”
Jake - “no worries bro.”

by Snakekss11 June 14, 2019

under-forty-font

Text (book, webpage or other) written in a font which is so small that it is visible only to those with good eyesight. Those whose age is over forty increasingly lose their close-up vision as they age (known as hyperopia), because their eye-focus gradually becomes more fixed-focus rather than adaptable-focus.

Well, this webpage certainly loves using under-forty-font!

The ingredients on this candy bar are impossible to read in their under-forty-font.

by buggy October 24, 2005

Forty Steve

A name used to be called at a friend or person that is too poor or cheap to buy real quality brew and instead he/she grabs malt liquor Forty Ouncers.

Normal person: Yo guy pitch on a 24 with me of like Canadian or Bud or something like that.

Forty Steve: Nah screw that i only got 5 bones im grabbin a forts.

Normal person: ahh fuck off you forty steve! I hope your OE got pissed in by the dirty foreign exchange student OE brewers.

by Esteban Herrera September 7, 2008

fifty feet

The effective range of a pistol. Staying "fifty feet" away from someone with a hand gun makes you safe.

Better give me fifty feet...

by krazeehombre January 14, 2009

Forty niner

A woman who is a 4 but thinks she is a 9

Hey bro, look at this tinder thot forty niner requiring men be 6 feet tall, 6 figure income, looking like a model, and they are broke, far and aren’t even cute.

by MGTOW September 10, 2019

Forty Footer

A woman who looks hot from far away, but when you get close she's is ugly.

Hey that girl is a forty footer

by Jonathan Dack October 22, 2004

Fifty-five

v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.

Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!"

Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."

by Nite Owl July 10, 2007