Flumping

When two mammals cram large quantities of marshmallows down each other's ears

Guy one: Man, I couldn't believe it when my gf said that she didn't think flumping was fun.
Guy two: Dude, dump her weird ass.

by THEMARSHMALLOWYOVERLORD January 1, 2019

Flumps

The two pink squishy balls between a mans legs. Men find it highly pleasurable when these are gently stroked, sucked or fondled, however, they become agitated when they are in danger, and may even kill in order to protect them.

James liked putting dog food all over his flumps and inviting his dog to lick it off.

by wyli August 2, 2005

Flump

To fall. Another term for sex. Noise something makes.

Did yall flump? What the flump was that? That thing just flumped on the ground

by Will Vercetti May 3, 2009

flumping

To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.

I was flumping that Doris last night.
I was on the Gary getting flumped.

by The Gecko January 19, 2004

flumping

Sometimes known as stuffing rope, or stuffing the marshmallow, the art of flumping is one whereby a male consumes too much alcohol, resulting in his penis resembling that of a marshmallow. He then proceeds to try and fold and push it into the woman's vagina - unsuccessfully.

Eliot - hey man, where'd you go last night?
Stu - went back with that girl.
Eliot - sweet, good night?
Stu - yeah, ended up flumping for 3 hours.

by sirflumpalot December 13, 2009

Flump

used when decribing someone who looks like a flump. a small cute furry ball of fluff originating in the british television show "the flumps"

"You're such a flump"

by Electronicxtacy December 16, 2008

Flump

Something that is bad/not cool. It covers much more than just ugly or gross, because it can be used for anything bad.

"Bro, that shirt's flump. Get a new one man."

by BucketTeam23 March 8, 2014