A phony baseball metric which is an acronym for Femoral Leverage Under Max Pressure.
Many genius baseball minds within the league use FLUMP, as a way to discern which pitchers which eventually become injured or innefective throughout the course of a season, or a career.
Mike Rizzo, Billy Beane and Rick Peterson are a few FLUMP's largest proponents.
It is the most esoteric of all the sabermetrics to be sure.
Many genius baseball minds within the league use FLUMP, as a way to discern which pitchers which eventually become injured or innefective throughout the course of a season, or a career.
Mike Rizzo, Billy Beane and Rick Peterson are a few FLUMP's largest proponents.
It is the most esoteric of all the sabermetrics to be sure.
Billy Beane did not feel that Bartolo Colon's upcoming free agency would warrant a new extension due to Colon's rapid decline in FLUMP. Lack of femoral leverage results in a lack of dollars offered within the Sabermetrician's inner circle.
by Heinrich138 November 22, 2015
a chateauguay slang word for pot... It can also be the act of smoking pot where FLUMPING is also acceptable... a FLUMPER is a joint... to be FLUMPED is used but not often
Gordo took out some flump, rolled a flumper, and went out side to flump. When he was done flumping, he was totally flumped.
by the beard September 18, 2006
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and poor food choices.
Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.
Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.
Dave – underpant typhoon
Dave's mate - Did you flump?
Dave again – Yeah. Sorry lads I think a flump just came out of its burrow
Dave's mate - Did you flump?
Dave again – Yeah. Sorry lads I think a flump just came out of its burrow
by Flumpet January 27, 2020
The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.
by Flump-Master April 27, 2015
When two people are undecided with a fist bump or high five and the fist hits the open hand to make a flump.
by schweatybawls April 01, 2011
The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.
by PG :) August 31, 2009