flimmer

A useless or ineffective woman. (18th century, English.)

Noun: Hurry up darling, you really are a flimmer sometimes!

Verb: for heaven's sake stop flimmering and get on with it!

by Dainty Lardarse November 5, 2015

Flim Flammery

To be tricked or hood winked

I once chatted on an online dating service. Turns out that chick was my friends grandma. What flim flammery!

by Dynamite Willie April 24, 2009

fummer

Blowjob done by a fat girl

Damn that 300 pound land monster gives the best fummers.

by Power December 17, 2004

flumber

A very bad word. Way way worse than f***

boohaha!!

Go flumber yourself!

by Hazaa February 24, 2008

Flu Flammer

A man who is turnt out in prison and made to suck penis

I’m a flu flammer fresh up out the slammer

by Lil Tink Tink May 8, 2018

cunt flumper

the single most offensive phrase ever construed in the english language, though easily the most bad ass.
Noun
1.a phrase referring benevolently toward men who get a lot of action from women
2. a phrase to describe the most pathetic forms of life

verb (cunt flumping)
3. the act of flumping a woman's vagina
4. lolygagging or acting like an overall douche bag

1. I heard he got with jessica alba. that guy is a cunt flumper
2. I fucking hate that cunt flumper
3. That bitch was a prude until i gave her a good cunt flumping. Now u may know her as jenna jamesson
4. Nick Carter really needs to stop cunt flumping... that fucking douche bag

by geturledout December 22, 2007

flumper

A flumper is someone who breaks wind a lot.

what a flumper!!
Travis you little flumper!

by Mark, Nic, Rach, Katie March 17, 2005